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dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from MCP Server

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dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from is answering right now. Last checked 8 min ago. It exposes 4 tools.

A parody shop your AI agent can 'buy' from - deliveries get eaten by whales. 100% fake.

Uptime history 91 days of history · worst day 93%
91 days agonow
100.0%
Uptime 24h
91 of 91 checks
4
Tools
read from the server
944 ms
Response time
average over 24h
open, no key
Access
streamable-http

Nothing serious here today

Today is the operative word: we check dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from every 15 minutes and re-read its code on every release. Watch it and you find out the day that stops being true.

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Connect this server

Endpoint below is the one we actually reach during checks — not the one copied from a README. Last verified 8 min ago.

run in your terminal
claude mcp add dopamine-shop --transport http https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp
Settings → Connectors → Add custom connector, then paste this address
https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp
~/.codex/config.toml
[mcp_servers.dopamine-shop]
url = "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"
.cursor/mcp.json
{
  "mcpServers": {
    "dopamine-shop": {
      "url": "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"
    }
  }
}
.vscode/mcp.json
{
  "servers": {
    "dopamine-shop": {
      "type": "http",
      "url": "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"
    }
  }
}

Available tools 4

Read directly from the server with tools/list, grouped by what they act on. If a tool disappears, we record the date.

buy
buy
'Buy' a product (100% fake, no payment). Returns an order id. Then call track_order to watch the absurd delivery. Nothing real happens — it's a joke.
product
get_product
Get details of one product by id (from search_products).
products
search_products
Search the (parody) dopamine catalog. Returns matching fake products you can 'buy'.
track
track_order
Track a fake order by id. The journey runs on a fast clock (~2 min) — call a few times to watch it travel and (maybe) get eaten by a whale.

Endpoints

URLTransportStateLatencyChecked
https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp streamable-http answering 978 ms 8 min ago

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dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from — questions

Answers built from our own checks of this server.

What can dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from do?
It exposes 4 tools, read directly from the server on our last check. Among them: buy, get_product, search_products, track_order. The full list with descriptions is on this page — we take it from the server itself via tools/list, not from a README. How MCP servers expose tools in the first place →
Is dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from working right now?
We send a real MCP handshake every 15 minutes. Over the last 24 hours 91 of 91 checks got a reply (100.0%), average response time 944 ms. The bar chart above shows every period we have measured.
How do I connect dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from?
Copy the ready config from this page. We generate it for Claude Code, Claude Desktop, Codex, Cursor and VS Code, each in the form that client actually reads. It is a remote server, so there is nothing to install — the client connects to the address.
Does dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from need an API key?
No. dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from completed a full MCP handshake with us as an anonymous client and listed its tools without asking for anything. All 4 of them are readable on this page. This is what we observed, not what the docs claim.
How fast is dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from?
It answers our handshake in 944 ms on average, which is faster than 9% of all working MCP servers we measure. That is on the slow side — worth knowing if the tool sits inside an interactive loop. The comparison comes from our own checks across the whole registry, every 15 minutes.