dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from MCP Server

by jobimdev Your server? Claim it

answering

dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from is answering right now. Last checked 5 min ago. It exposes 4 tools.

A parody shop your AI agent can 'buy' from - deliveries get eaten by whales. 100% fake.

Uptime history 52 days of history · worst day 94%

52 days agonow

91.2%

Uptime 24h

83 of 91 checks

Tools

read from the server

981 ms

Response time

average over 24h

open, no key

Access

streamable-http

dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from does not always answer

Over the last week it answered 97.8% of our checks. We check every 15 minutes, so you hear about the next outage within the hour — not from your users.

Connect this server

Endpoint below is the one we actually reach during checks — not the one copied from a README. Last verified 5 min ago.

Claude Code Claude Desktop Codex Cursor VS Code

run in your terminal

claude mcp add dopamine-shop --transport http https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp

~/Library/Application Support/Claude/claude_desktop_config.json

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "dopamine-shop": {
      "url": "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"
    }
  }
}

~/.codex/config.toml

[mcp_servers.dopamine-shop]
url = "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"

.cursor/mcp.json

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "dopamine-shop": {
      "url": "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"
    }
  }
}

.vscode/mcp.json

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "dopamine-shop": {
      "url": "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"
    }
  }
}

Available tools 4

Read directly from the server with tools/list, grouped by what they act on. If a tool disappears, we record the date.

buy

buy

'Buy' a product (100% fake, no payment). Returns an order id. Then call track_order to watch the absurd delivery. Nothing real happens — it's a joke.

product

get_product

Get details of one product by id (from search_products).

products

search_products

Search the (parody) dopamine catalog. Returns matching fake products you can 'buy'.

track

track_order

Track a fake order by id. The journey runs on a fast clock (~2 min) — call a few times to watch it travel and (maybe) get eaten by a whale.

Endpoints

URL	Transport	State	Latency	Checked
https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp	streamable-http	answering	1132 ms	5 min ago

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dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from — questions

Answers built from our own checks of this server.

What can dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from do?

It exposes 4 tools, read directly from the server on our last check. Among them: buy, get_product, search_products, track_order. The full list with descriptions is on this page — we take it from the server itself via tools/list, not from a README. How MCP servers expose tools in the first place →

Is dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from working right now?

We send a real MCP handshake every 15 minutes. Over the last 24 hours 83 of 91 checks got a reply (91.2%), average response time 981 ms. The bar chart above shows every period we have measured.

How do I connect dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from?

Copy the ready config from this page — we generate it for Claude Code, Claude Desktop, Codex, Cursor and VS Code, each with the file path that client actually reads. It is a remote server, so there is nothing to install — the client connects to the address.

Does dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from need an API key?

No. dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from completed a full MCP handshake with us as an anonymous client and listed its tools without asking for anything. All 4 of them are readable on this page. This is what we observed, not what the docs claim.

How fast is dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from?

It answers our handshake in 981 ms on average, which is faster than 11% of all working MCP servers we measure. That is on the slow side — worth knowing if the tool sits inside an interactive loop. The comparison comes from our own checks across the whole registry, every 15 minutes.