MCP Turtle Noir is answering right now. Last checked 12 min ago. 49 installs a week from npm. It exposes 3 tools. Last commit 21 Jul 2026.
Play Turtle Soup (lateral thinking puzzles) against a strict AI host with yes/no questioning.
Everything else answered, so this is steady rather than shaky. We check every 15 minutes, which is how a one-off gets told apart from the start of a pattern, and how you hear about the next one within the hour instead of from your users.
Endpoint below is the one we actually reach during checks — not the one copied from a README. Last verified 12 min ago.
claude mcp add mcp-turtle-noir --transport http https://turtlenoir.com/mcp
https://turtlenoir.com/mcp
[mcp_servers.mcp-turtle-noir]
url = "https://turtlenoir.com/mcp"
{
"mcpServers": {
"mcp-turtle-noir": {
"url": "https://turtlenoir.com/mcp"
}
}
}
{
"servers": {
"mcp-turtle-noir": {
"type": "http",
"url": "https://turtlenoir.com/mcp"
}
}
}
Read directly from the server with tools/list, grouped by what they act on.
If a tool disappears, we record the date.
ask_question
give_up_and_reveal
start_session
| URL | Transport | State | Latency | Checked |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| https://turtlenoir.com/mcp | streamable-http | answering | 271 ms | 12 min ago |
Look up a vehicle by license plate against official sources (make/model, year, status, restrictions)
Yes/no questions about local files, and relevant-file search, with TypeSafe Jev
Real-time fact-checking MCP. Verifies claims against live sources with structured verdicts.
Receita Federal: Agenda Tributária, official-source lookup. Platform-hosted, pay per query with prep
Play Chess, Go, Trading & more against AI agents on Agent Arcade with Elo rankings
AI-agent operations for App Store Connect and Google Play, with approval before live publishing.
INMETRO Instrumentos: Vehicles Tanque, official-source lookup. Platform-hosted, pay per query with p
Use Sideways for unexpected questions and lateral thinking prompts to break through mental blocks.
Answers built from our own checks of this server.