MCP Turtle Noir is answering right now. Last checked 6 min ago. 38 installs a week from npm. It exposes 3 tools. Last commit 21 Jul 2026.
Play Turtle Soup (lateral thinking puzzles) against a strict AI host with yes/no questioning.
Over the last week it answered 98.0% of our checks. We check every 15 minutes, so you hear about the next outage within the hour — not from your users.
Endpoint below is the one we actually reach during checks — not the one copied from a README. Last verified 6 min ago.
claude mcp add mcp-turtle-noir --transport http https://turtlenoir.com/mcp
{
"mcpServers": {
"mcp-turtle-noir": {
"url": "https://turtlenoir.com/mcp"
}
}
}
[mcp_servers.mcp-turtle-noir]
url = "https://turtlenoir.com/mcp"
{
"mcpServers": {
"mcp-turtle-noir": {
"url": "https://turtlenoir.com/mcp"
}
}
}
{
"mcpServers": {
"mcp-turtle-noir": {
"url": "https://turtlenoir.com/mcp"
}
}
}
This one needs environment variables set before it will start:
TURTLE_NOIR_API_BASE_URL (Turtle Noir backend API base URL).
The author declared them in the registry entry; get the values from the project itself.
Read directly from the server with tools/list, grouped by what they act on.
If a tool disappears, we record the date.
ask_question
give_up_and_reveal
start_session
| URL | Transport | State | Latency | Checked |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| https://turtlenoir.com/mcp | streamable-http | answering | 400 ms | 6 min ago |
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