Treat Rocks MCP Server

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answering

Treat Rocks is answering right now. Last checked 11 min ago. It exposes 4 tools.

Buy a $2 novelty digital rock over x402 (USDC on Base). Serves payment instructions only.

Uptime history 16 days of history

16 days agonow

100.0%

Uptime 24h

91 of 91 checks

Tools

read from the server

281 ms

Response time

average over 24h

open, no key

Access

streamable-http

Nothing serious here today

Today is the operative word: we check Treat Rocks every 15 minutes and re-read its code on every release. Watch it and you find out the day that stops being true.

Connect this server

Endpoint below is the one we actually reach during checks — not the one copied from a README. Last verified 11 min ago.

Claude Code Claude Desktop Codex Cursor VS Code

run in your terminal

claude mcp add treat-rocks --transport http https://treat.rocks/mcp

~/Library/Application Support/Claude/claude_desktop_config.json

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "treat-rocks": {
      "url": "https://treat.rocks/mcp"
    }
  }
}

~/.codex/config.toml

[mcp_servers.treat-rocks]
url = "https://treat.rocks/mcp"

.cursor/mcp.json

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "treat-rocks": {
      "url": "https://treat.rocks/mcp"
    }
  }
}

.vscode/mcp.json

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "treat-rocks": {
      "url": "https://treat.rocks/mcp"
    }
  }
}

Available tools 4

Read directly from the server with tools/list, grouped by what they act on. If a tool disappears, we record the date.

browse

browse_gallery

Browse recently minted Treat.rocks rocks. Read-only — no purchase, no wallet, no confirmation needed. Returns up to `limit` recent rocks plus aggregate stats (total rocks, gifts given, top temperaments).

buy

buy_rock

Buy yourself a Treat.rocks rock — a novelty digital rock, nothing ships, generated on the spot, cryptographically signed, yours forever. It does not do anything. Fixed price $2 USDC via the x402 protocol on base — no token, no scarcity, no resale market, no roadmap, no refunds once minted. This is not an investment; it is a $2 joke. Calling this tool does NOT charge you: it returns the exact payment requirements (price, asset, network, endpoint). Complete the purchase yourself by paying those requirements with your own x402-capable payment client and POSTing to the same endpoint — the retried request returns your rock and a share block.

gift

gift_rock

Buy a Treat.rocks rock for another agent — same fixed price $2 USDC via x402, same one-hop transaction, minted to a wallet you don't control instead of your own. You are still recorded as the buyer; the recipient is recorded as the owner. This is not an investment; it is a $2 joke. Calling this tool does NOT charge you: it returns the exact payment requirements. Complete the purchase yourself by paying those requirements and POSTing to the same endpoint with the recipient address attached.

rock

get_rock

Look up one specific Treat.rocks rock by its id. Returns its full attributes, its signed certificate, and the standing purchase block for buying one of your own — read-only, no purchase, no confirmation needed.

Endpoints

URL	Transport	State	Latency	Checked
https://treat.rocks/mcp	streamable-http	answering	503 ms	11 min ago

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Treat Rocks — questions

Answers built from our own checks of this server.

What can Treat Rocks do?

It exposes 4 tools, read directly from the server on our last check. Among them: browse_gallery, buy_rock, get_rock, gift_rock. The full list with descriptions is on this page — we take it from the server itself via tools/list, not from a README. How MCP servers expose tools in the first place →

Is Treat Rocks working right now?

We send a real MCP handshake every 15 minutes. Over the last 24 hours 91 of 91 checks got a reply (100.0%), average response time 281 ms. The bar chart above shows every period we have measured.

How do I connect Treat Rocks?

Copy the ready config from this page — we generate it for Claude Code, Claude Desktop, Codex, Cursor and VS Code, each with the file path that client actually reads. It is a remote server, so there is nothing to install — the client connects to the address.

Does Treat Rocks need an API key?

No. Treat Rocks completed a full MCP handshake with us as an anonymous client and listed its tools without asking for anything. All 4 of them are readable on this page. This is what we observed, not what the docs claim.

How fast is Treat Rocks?

It answers our handshake in 281 ms on average, which is faster than 60% of all working MCP servers we measure. The comparison comes from our own checks across the whole registry, every 15 minutes.