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Squatch Stack is answering right now. Last checked 14 min ago. It exposes 13 tools.

Squatch Stack: a shop that opens in the chat, essays, and requests to the studio. No sign-in.

Uptime history 7 days of history
7 days agonow
100.0%
Uptime 24h
91 of 91 checks
13
Tools
read from the server
147 ms
Response time
average over 24h
open, no key
Access
streamable-http

What changed 10

Every tool that appeared, vanished or quietly changed what it asks for. Recorded since 6 October 2026. No other catalogue keeps this.

6 Oct 5 tools appeared about_this_server, pick_a_walk, request_custom and 2 more
6 Oct a tool changed version3 times that day
6 Oct a tool description was rewritten request_status
6 Oct a tool changed the parameters it asks for request_status
and 2 more, back to 6 October 2026

Nothing serious here today

Today is the operative word: we check Squatch Stack every 15 minutes and re-read its code on every release. Watch it and you find out the day that stops being true.

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Connect this server

Endpoint below is the one we actually reach during checks — not the one copied from a README. Last verified 14 min ago.

run in your terminal
claude mcp add mcp --transport http https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp
~/Library/Application Support/Claude/claude_desktop_config.json
{
  "mcpServers": {
    "mcp": {
      "url": "https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp"
    }
  }
}
~/.codex/config.toml
[mcp_servers.mcp]
url = "https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp"
.cursor/mcp.json
{
  "mcpServers": {
    "mcp": {
      "url": "https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp"
    }
  }
}
.vscode/mcp.json
{
  "mcpServers": {
    "mcp": {
      "url": "https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp"
    }
  }
}

Available tools 13

Read directly from the server with tools/list, grouped by what they act on. If a tool disappears, we record the date.

request
request_custom
Leave a request in the Squatch Stack inbox: a custom shirt or piece, details or an update on something, help with an order, or anything else. A person reads every one and answers from [email protected] if an email address is given. Returns a reference (SQ-XXXXXX) to check with request_status. It sends no email and charges nothing; the request and the address are kept for 180 days, then deleted. Ask the person before sending their email address.
request_status
Where a request sent with request_custom has got to (received, read, replied, closed), and the studio's answer. With the private token (SQ-XXXXXX-XXXXXXXXXX) it shows the answer; with the short reference (SQ-XXXXXX) only the status. Never shows the original message or email address.
about
about_this_server
Who runs this server, how to verify it, exactly what each tool can and cannot do, what is kept, and the limits. Use it when someone asks whether they can trust a link or a request.
contact
contact_draft
Make a ready-to-send email link (mailto) to Squatch Stack with a fitting subject and body. It sends nothing; the person opens it in their mail app.
good
get_good
Details for one Squatch Stack product by slug: description, every variant (color/size) with its variant_id and price.
goods
list_goods
Browse the Squatch Stack shop (tees, mugs, hats, stickers, posters, totes). Optional text search and kind filter. Prices in USD; tax and shipping are added at checkout.
parse
parse_buffalo
Tag every word of a 'Buffalo buffalo ...' sentence as city, animal or verb, with a plain-English gloss.
pick
pick_a_walk
Suggest one 'Wild Man of the Way' essay that fits the minutes someone has right now, with a short excerpt and the link. Different each time.
show
show_shop
Show the Squatch Stack goods as an interactive shop the person can browse: photos, colours and sizes, and a Buy button that opens the shop's secure checkout in their browser. Use it when someone wants to look around or buy. Optional search words or kind narrow it. Apps without interactive views get the same list as text.
start
start_checkout
Build a Squatch Stack checkout link for the chosen variants. It does NOT buy anything: give the link to the person, who reviews the cart and pays on the shop's secure checkout (tax and shipping calculated there).
studio
studio_info
What Squatch Stack (a software and hardware studio in the Missouri Ozarks) builds, and how to reach it.
walk
get_walk
One 'Wild Man of the Way' essay by number (1-24): title, thinkers, reading time, an opening excerpt and the link to read it in full.
walks
search_walks
Find essays from 'Wild Man of the Way' (24 walks on theplainlystated.com) by words, thinker (e.g. Zhuangzi, Seneca, Thoreau) or format. Returns titles, short excerpts and links.

Endpoints

URLTransportStateLatencyChecked
https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp streamable-http answering 53 ms 14 min ago

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Squatch Stack — questions

Answers built from our own checks of this server.

What can Squatch Stack do?
It exposes 13 tools, read directly from the server on our last check. Among them: about_this_server, contact_draft, get_good, get_walk, list_goods, parse_buffalo and 7 more. The full list with descriptions is on this page — we take it from the server itself via tools/list, not from a README. How MCP servers expose tools in the first place →
Is Squatch Stack working right now?
We send a real MCP handshake every 15 minutes. Over the last 24 hours 91 of 91 checks got a reply (100.0%), average response time 147 ms. The bar chart above shows every period we have measured.
How do I connect Squatch Stack?
Copy the ready config from this page — we generate it for Claude Code, Claude Desktop, Codex, Cursor and VS Code, each with the file path that client actually reads. It is a remote server, so there is nothing to install — the client connects to the address.
Does Squatch Stack need an API key?
No. Squatch Stack completed a full MCP handshake with us as an anonymous client and listed its tools without asking for anything. All 13 of them are readable on this page. This is what we observed, not what the docs claim.
How fast is Squatch Stack?
It answers our handshake in 147 ms on average, which is faster than 72% of all working MCP servers we measure. The comparison comes from our own checks across the whole registry, every 15 minutes.