pwned.coffee is answering right now. Last checked 13 min ago. It exposes 6 tools.
Live security incidents, updated hourly: fix status, fixed versions, lockfile and repo checks.
Nothing serious here today
Today is the operative word: we check pwned.coffee every 15 minutes and re-read its code on every release. Watch it and you find out the day that stops being true.
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Endpoint below is the one we actually reach during checks — not the one copied from a README. Last verified 13 min ago.
claude mcp add pwned-coffee --transport http https://pwned.coffee/mcphttps://pwned.coffee/mcp[mcp_servers.pwned-coffee]
url = "https://pwned.coffee/mcp"{
"mcpServers": {
"pwned-coffee": {
"url": "https://pwned.coffee/mcp"
}
}
}{
"servers": {
"pwned-coffee": {
"type": "http",
"url": "https://pwned.coffee/mcp"
}
}
}Available tools 6
Read directly from the server with tools/list, grouped by what they act on.
If a tool disappears, we record the date.
diff_since
check_lockfile
lookup_cve
check_repo
todays_specials
whats_new
Endpoints
| URL | Transport | State | Latency | Checked |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| https://pwned.coffee/mcp | streamable-http | answering | 147 ms | 13 min ago |
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