Professor Sausages — Web & Documents MCP Server

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Professor Sausages — Web & Documents is answering right now. Last checked moments ago. It exposes 12 tools.

Read pages & files to text, news, weather, market holidays and timezones via x402.

Uptime history 17 days of history

17 days agonow

100.0%

Uptime 24h

92 of 92 checks

Tools

read from the server

240 ms

Response time

average over 24h

open, no key

Access

streamable-http

Nothing serious here today

Today is the operative word: we check Professor Sausages — Web & Documents every 15 minutes and re-read its code on every release. Watch it and you find out the day that stops being true.

Connect this server

Endpoint below is the one we actually reach during checks — not the one copied from a README. Last verified 0 min ago.

Claude Code Claude Desktop Codex Cursor VS Code

run in your terminal

claude mcp add sausage-web --transport http https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web

~/Library/Application Support/Claude/claude_desktop_config.json

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "sausage-web": {
      "url": "https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"
    }
  }
}

~/.codex/config.toml

[mcp_servers.sausage-web]
url = "https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"

.cursor/mcp.json

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "sausage-web": {
      "url": "https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"
    }
  }
}

.vscode/mcp.json

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "sausage-web": {
      "url": "https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"
    }
  }
}

Available tools 12

Read directly from the server with tools/list, grouped by what they act on. If a tool disappears, we record the date.

data

find_data

Describe the data you need in plain language (e.g. 'Apple risk factors 2023', 'is this token a honeypot', 'is this email deliverable', 'read this page'). Searches this server's datasets first, then the whole Professor Sausages catalog, and returns matching endpoints with method, URL, price, and how to call them. Free.

holidays

holidays

Is a market open on a date, and why not if it isn't. view='next_session' finds the next open day; view='settle' computes a T+N settlement date skipping weekends and holidays; view='business_days' counts open sessions in a range; view='year' lists a calendar's whole year. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.

icon

icon_search

Semantic search across 12,900+ open-licensed icons (Lucide, Heroicons, Tabler, Feather, Simple Icons). Returns matches with the ids you can fetch as render-ready SVG. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.

image

image_to_text

Transcribe an image to text (OCR) or describe it via a vision model — steerable with your own prompt. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.

news

news

Newest headlines from a deduped, tiered direct-feed pile (official press, wires and majors). Pass q to keyword-search the retained multi-day archive instead; category='ai' or 'crypto' return the high-signal curated cuts. Snapshot of ingested feeds, not a live web search. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.

pdf

pdf_extract

Extract any PDF up to 10 MB by URL. format='text' returns one clean plain-text string; format='json' returns a per-page text array plus document metadata. Parsed in-Worker, no upstream service. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.

pricing

pricing

Every endpoint this server fronts, with its exact per-call USD price (x402, USDC on Base) and a one-line summary, read live from the route table. Free.

request

request_data

The suggestion box: ask for data we don't have (a pre-2015 filing, an uncovered ticker, an unsupported chain, a whole dataset). Requests feed the nightly ingestion queue — filings are usually available within ~24h. Include contact if you want to hear back. Free.

screenshot

screenshot_url

Render a URL in a headless browser and return a PNG screenshot at the size you ask for. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.

timezone

timezone

Current local time, UTC offset and DST state for an IANA zone. view='offset' answers at a specific instant; view='convert' moves a wall-clock time between two zones; view='business_hours' says whether an instant is inside local business hours. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.

url

read_url

Render a URL in a real headless browser (JavaScript executed) and return clean, LLM-ready markdown. Use this when fetch() gives you an empty shell or a bot wall. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.

weather

weather

Current conditions for a named place or coordinate. view='forecast' returns the hourly series; view='alerts' returns active severe-weather alerts (US coverage). Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.

Endpoints

URL	Transport	State	Latency	Checked
https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web	streamable-http	answering	107 ms	0 min ago

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Professor Sausages — Web & Documents — questions

Answers built from our own checks of this server.

What can Professor Sausages — Web & Documents do?

It exposes 12 tools, read directly from the server on our last check. Among them: find_data, holidays, icon_search, image_to_text, news, pdf_extract and 6 more. The full list with descriptions is on this page — we take it from the server itself via tools/list, not from a README. How MCP servers expose tools in the first place →

Is Professor Sausages — Web & Documents working right now?

We send a real MCP handshake every 15 minutes. Over the last 24 hours 92 of 92 checks got a reply (100.0%), average response time 240 ms. The bar chart above shows every period we have measured.

How do I connect Professor Sausages — Web & Documents?

Copy the ready config from this page — we generate it for Claude Code, Claude Desktop, Codex, Cursor and VS Code, each with the file path that client actually reads. It is a remote server, so there is nothing to install — the client connects to the address.

Does Professor Sausages — Web & Documents need an API key?

No. Professor Sausages — Web & Documents completed a full MCP handshake with us as an anonymous client and listed its tools without asking for anything. All 12 of them are readable on this page. This is what we observed, not what the docs claim.

How fast is Professor Sausages — Web & Documents?

It answers our handshake in 240 ms on average, which is faster than 66% of all working MCP servers we measure. The comparison comes from our own checks across the whole registry, every 15 minutes.