NOID Agent Kit is answering right now. Last checked 13 min ago. It exposes 17 tools.
Remote MCP for Parano1d (NOID): invoices, receipts, whale/token alerts, launch kit. Credits.
Every tool that appeared, vanished or quietly changed what it asks for. Recorded since 11 November 2026. No other catalogue keeps this.
Over the last week it answered 96.8% of our checks. We check every 15 minutes, so you hear about the next outage within the hour — not from your users.
Endpoint below is the one we actually reach during checks — not the one copied from a README. Last verified 13 min ago.
claude mcp add noid-agent-kit --transport http https://noid-agent-kit.onrender.com/mcp
https://noid-agent-kit.onrender.com/mcp
[mcp_servers.noid-agent-kit]
url = "https://noid-agent-kit.onrender.com/mcp"
{
"mcpServers": {
"noid-agent-kit": {
"url": "https://noid-agent-kit.onrender.com/mcp"
}
}
}
{
"servers": {
"noid-agent-kit": {
"type": "http",
"url": "https://noid-agent-kit.onrender.com/mcp"
}
}
}
Read directly from the server with tools/list, grouped by what they act on.
If a tool disappears, we record the date.
check_invoice
create_invoice
get_balance
claim_payment
get_hashrate_shift
list_invoices
create_launch_kit
get_mempool_highlights
get_new_tokens
get_payment_info
list_pricing
get_quote
create_topup_intent
upsert_watchlist
verify_receipt
list_watchlists
get_whale_moves
| URL | Transport | State | Latency | Checked |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| https://noid-agent-kit.onrender.com/mcp | streamable-http | answering | 240 ms | 13 min ago |
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