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Sati Grumpy MCP Server

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Sati Grumpy is answering right now. Last checked 4 min ago. It exposes 5 tools. Last commit 16 Aug 2026.

MCP commerce surface for refurbished datacenter hardware, with x402 agent-payment discovery.

Uptime history 16 days of history · worst day 99%
16 days agonow
100.0%
Uptime 24h
91 of 91 checks
5
Tools
read from the server
987 ms
Response time
average over 24h
0
Stars
last commit 16 Aug 2026

Sati Grumpy does not always answer

Over the last week it answered 99.7% of our checks. We check every 15 minutes, so you hear about the next outage within the hour — not from your users.

Three servers free · no card

Connect this server

Endpoint below is the one we actually reach during checks — not the one copied from a README. Last verified 4 min ago.

run in your terminal
claude mcp add sati-grumpy --transport http https://sati-grumpy.fly.dev/mcp
~/Library/Application Support/Claude/claude_desktop_config.json
{
  "mcpServers": {
    "sati-grumpy": {
      "url": "https://sati-grumpy.fly.dev/mcp"
    }
  }
}
~/.codex/config.toml
[mcp_servers.sati-grumpy]
url = "https://sati-grumpy.fly.dev/mcp"
.cursor/mcp.json
{
  "mcpServers": {
    "sati-grumpy": {
      "url": "https://sati-grumpy.fly.dev/mcp"
    }
  }
}
.vscode/mcp.json
{
  "mcpServers": {
    "sati-grumpy": {
      "url": "https://sati-grumpy.fly.dev/mcp"
    }
  }
}

Available tools 5

Read directly from the server with tools/list, grouped by what they act on. If a tool disappears, we record the date.

cart
add_to_cart
Add a Salvage & Surplus product to your cart and receive a cart token. Requires a valid SKU. Returns cart_token needed for checkout.
checkout
checkout
Initiate checkout for a cart. Provide cart_token from add_to_cart and a billing email. Returns a payment_token required to complete the purchase.
confirm
confirm_payment
Confirm payment using a payment_token from checkout and a cc_token (credit card token). Completes the Salvage & Surplus purchase and returns an order confirmation.
product
get_product
Retrieve full details for a Salvage & Surplus product by SKU. Example SKUs: GR-001, GR-002, GR-003, GR-004, GR-005.
products
search_products
Search Salvage & Surplus product catalog. Returns matching GPU rigs, server racks, drive arrays, and network gear. Filter by category: compute, servers, storage, networking, support.

Endpoints

URLTransportStateLatencyChecked
https://sati-grumpy.fly.dev/mcp streamable-http answering 842 ms 4 min ago

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Sati Grumpy — questions

Answers built from our own checks of this server.

What can Sati Grumpy do?
It exposes 5 tools, read directly from the server on our last check. Among them: add_to_cart, checkout, confirm_payment, get_product, search_products. The full list with descriptions is on this page — we take it from the server itself via tools/list, not from a README. How MCP servers expose tools in the first place →
Is Sati Grumpy working right now?
We send a real MCP handshake every 15 minutes. Over the last 24 hours 91 of 91 checks got a reply (100.0%), average response time 987 ms. The bar chart above shows every period we have measured.
How do I connect Sati Grumpy?
Copy the ready config from this page — we generate it for Claude Code, Claude Desktop, Codex, Cursor and VS Code, each with the file path that client actually reads. It is a remote server, so there is nothing to install — the client connects to the address.
Does Sati Grumpy need an API key?
No. Sati Grumpy completed a full MCP handshake with us as an anonymous client and listed its tools without asking for anything. All 5 of them are readable on this page. This is what we observed, not what the docs claim.
How fast is Sati Grumpy?
It answers our handshake in 987 ms on average, which is faster than 10% of all working MCP servers we measure. That is on the slow side — worth knowing if the tool sits inside an interactive loop. The comparison comes from our own checks across the whole registry, every 15 minutes.
Is Sati Grumpy open source?
Yes — it is published under the MIT licence, written in Python and 0 stars on GitHub. The source link is on this page, so you can read exactly what it does with your data before you connect it.