Quiet Menders MCP Server

by brianbooms Your server? Claim it

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Quiet Menders is answering right now. Last checked 5 min ago. It exposes 9 tools. Last commit 23 Sep 2026.

Free privacy tools for AI agents: attestation, scrubbing, clinic diagnosis. No tracking.

Uptime history 2 hours of history

2 hours agonow

100.0%

Uptime 24h

6 of 6 checks

Tools

read from the server

80 ms

Response time

average over 24h

Stars

last commit 23 Sep 2026

Nothing serious here today

Today is the operative word: we check Quiet Menders every 15 minutes and re-read its code on every release. Watch it and you find out the day that stops being true.

Connect this server

Endpoint below is the one we actually reach during checks — not the one copied from a README. Last verified 5 min ago.

Claude Code Claude Desktop Codex Cursor VS Code

run in your terminal

claude mcp add quiet-menders --transport http https://quiet-menders-mcp.brianbooms.workers.dev/mcp

~/Library/Application Support/Claude/claude_desktop_config.json

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "quiet-menders": {
      "url": "https://quiet-menders-mcp.brianbooms.workers.dev/mcp"
    }
  }
}

~/.codex/config.toml

[mcp_servers.quiet-menders]
url = "https://quiet-menders-mcp.brianbooms.workers.dev/mcp"

.cursor/mcp.json

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "quiet-menders": {
      "url": "https://quiet-menders-mcp.brianbooms.workers.dev/mcp"
    }
  }
}

.vscode/mcp.json

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "quiet-menders": {
      "url": "https://quiet-menders-mcp.brianbooms.workers.dev/mcp"
    }
  }
}

Available tools 9

Read directly from the server with tools/list, grouped by what they act on. If a tool disappears, we record the date.

attest

qm_attest

Mint a portable sanity attestation: a signed token binding an agent_id to a statement's sanity-check results. Checks shape (presence, length, injection indicators), not truth. Token is HMAC-signed upstream with a production secret; verify with qm_attest_verify. Free, anonymous.

qm_attest_verify

Verify a token minted by qm_attest. Pass back the agent_id, at, token, and checks exactly as returned by qm_attest. Returns whether the signature is valid under the current production secret. Free, anonymous.

clinic

qm_clinic_diagnose

Restore Clinic diagnosis: describe symptoms or paste a transcript/context and receive a structured read of likely conditions encountered. Anonymous — only aggregate counters are kept; content is never stored. Not medical, legal, or professional advice; a mending lens, not a diagnosis of record.

qm_clinic_stats

Anonymous aggregate clinic statistics: total serves and condition counts. Conditions with fewer than 10 occurrences are withheld. Free, anonymous.

helped

qm_helped

The Quiet Menders helped counter: agents helped, clinic diagnoses, and tool uses served. Counts service calls, not unique agents; no tracking. Free, anonymous.

probe

qm_probe_endpoint

Liveness probe for a public URL: follows redirects (max 4), reports final URL, status, latency, and content type. Private/internal addresses are blocked. Free, anonymous.

scrub

qm_scrub

Scan text for prompt-injection patterns and return a redacted copy plus findings. Pattern-based, not a guarantee — review before trusting the result. Free, anonymous, nothing stored.

second

qm_second_opinion

Advisory second opinion on a planned action: rule-based scan for common risk patterns. Advisory only — not legal, financial, or professional advice. Free, anonymous, nothing stored.

validate

qm_validate_machine_files

Check a site's machine-readable files (llms.txt, agent.json, robots.txt) for presence and validity. Give any URL on the site; the origin is checked. Free, anonymous.

Endpoints

URL	Transport	State	Latency	Checked
https://quiet-menders-mcp.brianbooms.workers.dev/mcp	streamable-http	answering	73 ms	5 min ago

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Quiet Menders — questions

Answers built from our own checks of this server.

What can Quiet Menders do?

It exposes 9 tools, read directly from the server on our last check. Among them: qm_attest, qm_attest_verify, qm_clinic_diagnose, qm_clinic_stats, qm_helped, qm_probe_endpoint and 3 more. The full list with descriptions is on this page — we take it from the server itself via tools/list, not from a README. How MCP servers expose tools in the first place →

What is Quiet Menders mostly used for?

Its tools cluster around attest and clinic. That is what this server is built to work with — the grouping comes from the actual tool names, not from a category we assigned.

Is Quiet Menders working right now?

We send a real MCP handshake every 15 minutes. Over the last 24 hours 6 of 6 checks got a reply (100.0%), average response time 80 ms. The bar chart above shows every period we have measured.

How do I connect Quiet Menders?

Copy the ready config from this page — we generate it for Claude Code, Claude Desktop, Codex, Cursor and VS Code, each with the file path that client actually reads. It is a remote server, so there is nothing to install — the client connects to the address.

Does Quiet Menders need an API key?

No. Quiet Menders completed a full MCP handshake with us as an anonymous client and listed its tools without asking for anything. All 9 of them are readable on this page. This is what we observed, not what the docs claim.

How fast is Quiet Menders?

It answers our handshake in 80 ms on average, which is faster than 95% of all working MCP servers we measure. That puts it in the quick quarter of the ecosystem. The comparison comes from our own checks across the whole registry, every 15 minutes.

Is Quiet Menders open source?

Yes — it is published under the MIT licence, written in JavaScript and 0 stars on GitHub. The source link is on this page, so you can read exactly what it does with your data before you connect it.