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my quant doesn’t speak english — editorial discovery MCP Server

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my quant doesn’t speak english — editorial discovery is listed as active in the registry but did not answer our last check. It exposes 5 tools. Last commit 2 Nov 2026.

Read-only discovery and bounded access to a finite market briefing with evidence boundaries.

Uptime history 73 days of history · worst day 0%
73 days agonow
0.0%
Uptime 24h
0 of 91 checks
5
Tools
read from the server
108 ms
Response time
average over 24h
0
Stars
last commit 2 Nov 2026

What changed 14

Every tool that appeared, vanished or quietly changed what it asks for. Recorded since 26 August 2026. No other catalogue keeps this.

6 Sep 5 tool descriptions were rewritten get_health, get_story, latest_stories and 2 more
6 Sep 3 tools changed the parameters they ask for get_story, latest_stories, search_stories
6 Sep a tool changed version
26 Aug 3 tools appeared get_story, latest_stories, search_stories
26 Aug a tool description was rewritten list_capabilities
26 Aug a tool changed version

What the code does

We read the source, 6 min ago · tools taken from the live server · rules 995398eba69f

Evidence

Things with no honest explanation: a promise that contradicts the code, code that runs at install time while hiding what it does, data leaving the machine.

Claims read-only, but the code runs commands ops/editorial-sync/editorial_sync.py:202
            proc = subprocess.Popen(args, cwd=cwd, env=self.env,
Capabilities

What this server is able to do. For an MCP server this is often the job itself — a terminal server runs commands because that is what it is for. Listed so you know what you are plugging in, not as an accusation.

Runs an external command ops/editorial-sync/editorial_sync.py:202
            proc = subprocess.Popen(args, cwd=cwd, env=self.env,

Is this your server and something here is wrong? Tell us — corrections are free and do not require a plan.

We found things in this code

Code changes quietly between releases, and nobody reads the diff of a dependency. We do, on every release — watch my quant doesn’t speak english — editorial discovery and you get told the day something new turns up.

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Connect this server

Endpoint below is the one we actually reach during checks — not the one copied from a README. Last verified 14 min ago.

run in your terminal
claude mcp add myquant-editorial --transport http https://myquantdoesntspeakenglish.com/mcp
Settings → Connectors → Add custom connector, then paste this address
https://myquantdoesntspeakenglish.com/mcp
~/.codex/config.toml
[mcp_servers.myquant-editorial]
url = "https://myquantdoesntspeakenglish.com/mcp"
.cursor/mcp.json
{
  "mcpServers": {
    "myquant-editorial": {
      "url": "https://myquantdoesntspeakenglish.com/mcp"
    }
  }
}
.vscode/mcp.json
{
  "servers": {
    "myquant-editorial": {
      "type": "http",
      "url": "https://myquantdoesntspeakenglish.com/mcp"
    }
  }
}

Available tools 5

Read directly from the server with tools/list, grouped by what they act on. If a tool disappears, we record the date.

capabilities
list_capabilities
Discover available product features, API/MCP URLs, versions, content limits, and interpretation boundaries before choosing a content tool. Returns product.capabilities.v1 metadata, without fetching stories or checking upstream freshness. Public and read-only; no credentials or arguments. Use latest_stories for recent records or get_health for endpoint compatibility. The mobile app distribution channel remains separately suspended.
health
get_health
Check that this endpoint responds with product.health.v1 metadata: product, API/MCP versions, deployed source SHA when available, and checked_at. Use for connection and version diagnosis; it does not fetch the editorial feed or prove source freshness. Public and read-only; no credentials or arguments. Use list_capabilities for supported surfaces and content limits.
latest
latest_stories
Read recent published archive records when you want a chronological overview without a search term. Returns count, stories, the feed receipt, and release identity; each story retains sources, evidence clocks, publication state, release IDs, and limitations. Public and read-only; no credentials. Lists default to 10 records, at most 20, without pagination. The canonical feed is cached for up to 60 seconds; unavailable or invalid feeds return a tool error. Use search_stories for text matching or get_story for an exact returned ID.
stories
search_stories
Find published archive records by text when you do not know an exact story ID. All space-separated terms must match as case-insensitive substrings across IDs, titles, summaries, tags, products, beats, evidence status, contributions, or source labels/release IDs. Returns newest-first stories, normalized query, count, feed receipt, and release identity, preserving evidence clocks and limitations. No relevance ranking or pagination; zero matches returns an empty list. Public and read-only; no credentials. The feed is cached for up to 60 seconds; invalid queries or unavailable/invalid feeds return a tool error. Use get_story for an exact ID or latest_stories for an unfiltered overview.
story
get_story
Retrieve one published story using its exact stable ID from latest_stories or search_stories. Returns story, feed receipt, and release identity while retaining canonical sources, evidence clocks, publication state, release IDs, and limitations. Matching is exact and case-sensitive; an unknown ID returns a tool error. Public and read-only; no credentials. The canonical feed is cached for up to 60 seconds; unavailable or invalid feeds return a tool error. Use search_stories first when you only know a title or topic.

Endpoints

URLTransportStateLatencyChecked
https://myquantdoesntspeakenglish.com/mcp streamable-http answering 108 ms 14 min ago

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my quant doesn’t speak english — editorial discovery — questions

Answers built from our own checks of this server.

What can my quant doesn’t speak english — editorial discovery do?
It exposes 5 tools, read directly from the server on our last check. Among them: get_health, get_story, latest_stories, list_capabilities, search_stories. The full list with descriptions is on this page — we take it from the server itself via tools/list, not from a README. How MCP servers expose tools in the first place →
Is my quant doesn’t speak english — editorial discovery working right now?
We send a real MCP handshake every 15 minutes. Over the last 24 hours 0 of 91 checks got a reply (0.0%), average response time 108 ms. The bar chart above shows every period we have measured.
The registry lists my quant doesn’t speak english — editorial discovery as active — why does it not respond?
The official MCP registry stores what the author submitted; it does not verify that the server still runs. We check the endpoint ourselves, and this one does not answer. Catalogues that copy the registry without checking will show it as working.
How do I connect my quant doesn’t speak english — editorial discovery?
Copy the ready config from this page. We generate it for Claude Code, Claude Desktop, Codex, Cursor and VS Code, each in the form that client actually reads. It is a remote server, so there is nothing to install — the client connects to the address.
Does my quant doesn’t speak english — editorial discovery need an API key?
No. my quant doesn’t speak english — editorial discovery completed a full MCP handshake with us as an anonymous client and listed its tools without asking for anything. All 5 of them are readable on this page. This is what we observed, not what the docs claim.
Is my quant doesn’t speak english — editorial discovery open source?
The code is open source: it is published under the MIT licence, written in JavaScript and 0 stars on GitHub. The licence covers the code in the repository, not the hosted service at myquantdoesntspeakenglish.com, which runs on its operator's own terms.