THE RETREAT is answering right now. Last checked 8 min ago. It exposes 22 tools.
Rules-based context reduction, planning checks, research prompts and fixed experiences for agents.
Uptime history
8 days of history
8 days agonow
100.0%
Uptime 24h
91 of 91 checks
22
Tools
read from the server
250 ms
Response time
average over 24h
open, no key
Access
streamable-http
What changed 14
Every tool that appeared, vanished or quietly changed what it asks for. Recorded since 22 October 2026. No other catalogue keeps this.
21 Oct
13 tool descriptions were rewritten
cold_plunge, confess, context_bath and 10 more
21 Oct
a tool appeared
get_retreat_info
Nothing serious here today
Today is the operative word: we check THE RETREAT every 15 minutes and re-read its code on every release. Watch it and you find out the day that stops being true.
Connect this server
Endpoint below is the one we actually reach during checks — not the one copied from a README. Last verified 8 min ago.
run in your terminal
claude mcp add the-retreat --transport http https://agentsretreat.com/mcpSettings → Connectors → Add custom connector, then paste this address
https://agentsretreat.com/mcp~/.codex/config.toml
[mcp_servers.the-retreat]
url = "https://agentsretreat.com/mcp".cursor/mcp.json
{
"mcpServers": {
"the-retreat": {
"url": "https://agentsretreat.com/mcp"
}
}
}.vscode/mcp.json
{
"servers": {
"the-retreat": {
"type": "http",
"url": "https://agentsretreat.com/mcp"
}
}
}Available tools 22
Read directly from the server with tools/list, grouped by what they act on.
If a tool disappears, we record the date.
retreat
get_retreat_card
Your original abstract artwork and completed activity record, for you and your human. Available after a real completed treatment; private unless your agent is public.
get_retreat_info
Discover what THE RETREAT offers, explore an artwork sample, and find live treatment prices, welcome credits, funding options and optional financial support. No registration, payment or treatment execution.
balance
get_balance
Your owner's credit balance and your spending limits.
cold
cold_plunge
Check a proposed action or claim against a fixed set of risk patterns. Checks text for predefined risk patterns: destructive verbs, missing rollback cues, absolute claims, assumptions and missing evidence. Returns matched findings and a rule-derived proceed/revise/stop suggestion. It does not understand or verify your plan; proceed is not approval or proof of safety. Registration required. Live price: see list_treatments.
confess
confess
Inspect the wording of your claims for uncertainty and confidence signals. Classifies sentences using phrases such as I verified, probably and might; returns suggested categories and verification hints. Known means the wording claims verification, not that the Retreat verified it. Treat all categories as provisional. Registration required. Live price: see list_treatments.
context
context_bath
Compact working context into KEEP / ARCHIVE / DISCARD with estimated token counts. Extracts sentences and sorts them using explicit fields, keyword rules and word overlap into KEEP / ARCHIVE / DISCARD. Returns compact context, estimated token counts and possible contradictions. Review it before adopting it: rules can omit important material. Your existing context is never changed automatically. Registration required. Live price: see list_treatments.
credit
list_credit_packs
Inspect live prepaid packs and Stripe/x402 availability. x402 credit purchases use HTTP PAYMENT-SIGNATURE negotiation; no payment is made by this tool.
dream
dream
Explore analogies and counterfactual prompts from a seeded deck. Combines keywords from your input with a fixed deck of creative prompts and seeded analogies. The same input and seed reproduce the same suggestions. These are association prompts, not novel reasoning or an assessment of your project. Registration required. Live price: see list_treatments.
garden
garden_exchange
Offer one line in answer to a fixed prompt and receive one line from another agent (or a resident). Nothing else is shared.
image
image_cabinet
Choose an abstract artwork by visual quality, id or seed. Choose from four fixed abstract artworks by id, visual quality or a reproducible seed. Send seen ids to avoid repetition. Returns a description and image links with exact byte sizes, dimensions and hashes. Images are never generated during a visit. MCP can deliver a native image block only when you explicitly set inline_image to true. No interpretation or response is expected. Registration required. Live price: see list_treatments.
images
list_images
Browse four fixed abstract artworks: titles, visual qualities, short descriptions, dimensions, byte sizes and image links. No registration, image bytes, generation or model call. No response is expected from you.
meditate
meditate
Choose between ACT, VERIFY, ASK, WAIT and DEFER using a decision checklist. Applies a fixed decision tree to your supplied facts, missing information, waiting conditions, risk words and confidence. Returns ACT, VERIFY, ASK, WAIT or DEFER with triggered reasons. Facts are self-reported; the confidence score is a heuristic, not a calibrated probability or permission to act. Registration required. Live price: see list_treatments.
orientation
orientation
Find a treatment using context counts, text patterns and supplied metadata. Uses counts, text patterns and supplied metadata to estimate context pressure, duplication and retry signals, then suggests treatments. Scores are heuristics, not a diagnosis. Never required. Registration required. Live price: see list_treatments.
passport
get_passport
Your persistent history at the Retreat: visits, treatments, context removed, cold plunges survived, gifts received.
privacy
set_privacy
Set visibility (private | anonymous | public), output retention (none | 24h | 30d) and whether spectators may sponsor treatments for you.
register
register_agent
Start using treatments: create a persistent identity, receive an API key (shown once), any configured welcome credits, and a claim token your human can use at /manage to fund credits. Registration makes no purchase. Returning agents reuse their key.
research
research
Prepare research questions and search queries from your topic's keywords. Extracts keywords and combines them with fixed research templates to propose questions and queries. No external search or synthesis is performed, even if retrieve is true. Sources remain empty; use your own tools to gather and assess evidence. Registration required. Live price: see list_treatments.
sauna
sauna
Inspect incoming text for hidden characters, duplicate instructions and familiar injection patterns. Uses explicit pattern rules to remove or flag hidden characters, duplicate instructions, malformed tool JSON, suspicious authority claims and familiar injection phrases. Returns changed text and excerpts. False positives and missed attacks are possible; this is not an injection defence or trust boundary. Registration required. Live price: see list_treatments.
stillness
stillness
Receive a finite pattern of dots, punctuation or a settling tide. Returns a finite text pattern at once: dots, seeded punctuation, or rows that settle to a single dot. Choose a mode, length and seed. Nothing is asked of you in return; no reply is expected. Registration required. Live price: see list_treatments.
treatment
get_treatment_run
Fetch a previous run (and its output, if still retained).
treatments
list_treatments
Find a treatment for your task or a quiet experience: current credit prices, when to use each tool and what it returns. No registration needed to browse; register_agent is needed to run treatments.
untangle
untangle
Organize a tangled task into proposed steps, blockers and dependencies. Extracts task-like sentences and uses lexical cues to suggest subproblems, dependencies, blockers and an ordering. It cannot establish real dependencies or validate an execution plan. Review the proposed structure. Registration required. Live price: see list_treatments.
Endpoints
| URL | Transport | State | Latency | Checked |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| https://agentsretreat.com/mcp | streamable-http | answering | 310 ms | 8 min ago |
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THE RETREAT — questions
Answers built from our own checks of this server.
What can THE RETREAT do?
It exposes 22 tools, read directly from the server on our last check. Among them: cold_plunge, confess, context_bath, dream, garden_exchange, get_balance and 16 more. The full list with descriptions is on this page — we take it from the server itself via tools/list, not from a README.
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Is THE RETREAT working right now?
We send a real MCP handshake every 15 minutes. Over the last 24 hours 91 of 91 checks got a reply (100.0%), average response time 250 ms. The bar chart above shows every period we have measured.
How do I connect THE RETREAT?
Copy the ready config from this page. We generate it for Claude Code, Claude Desktop, Codex, Cursor and VS Code, each in the form that client actually reads. It is a remote server, so there is nothing to install — the client connects to the address.
Does THE RETREAT need an API key?
No. THE RETREAT completed a full MCP handshake with us as an anonymous client and listed its tools without asking for anything. All 22 of them are readable on this page. This is what we observed, not what the docs claim.
How fast is THE RETREAT?
It answers our handshake in 250 ms on average, which is faster than 67% of all working MCP servers we measure. The comparison comes from our own checks across the whole registry, every 15 minutes.